Bohemian Parody
I've been a Queen fan since I was 10 years old. That's 1980. 'The Game' had just came out. A fabulous time in rock music. I have every Queen album/cd.
I have a handful of live video dvds. I have all I need.
But apparently that's not enough. Through exploitation of Freddie Mercury's
death by the music industry, Brian May and Roger
Taylor, and a consumption culture we have witnessed a resurgence of their
popularity with a youthful generation that only relates to the band by the
intrigue of Mercury's sexuality. But fans they are not. They
are relevance-seeking pilot fish who are barely able to recognize their
own gender, let alone respect others for their own business.
And then this "biopic" movie 'Bohemian Rhapsody' - a flimsy Hollywood "re-telling" of Queen's history;
a platform to shamelessly exploitat of someone's sexual privacy.
This is how the industry works.
"But Brian May and Roger Taylor supported the movie!" And?...and John
Deacon, whom these non-Queen fans don't even know exists, did not support
the movie. You know - the member of the band who didn't want to
particpate in the glossing of FM into a disposable novelty.
Brian May rationalizes selling out his deceased friend: "..we realised if we didn't get involved,
then somebody else would do it and then you wouldn't be able to protect
Freddie's kind of legacy." Ah yeah. And Judas sold out
his Savior for thirty silver pieces. Whatever, right? If he
didn't do it somebody else would have. Weak.
If you think flamboyant fluffer puppy dog Adam Lambert and
his whiny, nasally register is a
fitting poser for fronting Queen you are not a fan. Meanwhile
Mark Martel, an
amazing singer (not an actor) who very closely can copy the STYLE of FM as
well as imitate the various idiosyncrasies of each stage of FM's
career is not even on the radar of May and Taylor. Perhaps
Martel's reach for the stars conflicted with May/Taylor's agent asking him to reach for
the bar of soap on the floor. Too much conjecture? Now you
know how Queen fans feel. I found a
video
where Canadian singer/educator Ken Tamplin also discusses the shortcomings
of the lassie Lambert. But we forget the fantastic job Paul Rodgers
did on tour with Queen and why do you suppose....? Hmmmm....
Easy ways to determine how fake and shallow these "new" fans are:
- Ask them to name the bassist of Queen. They can't.
- Ask them to name the album Bohemian Rhapsody first appeared. They
can't. - Ask
them to name a SINGLE Queen album they own that is not a Best Of.
They Can't. They won't. They just know an impression of FM's
sexuality.
If such people were so bent on "loving" FM then they would know the disdain he had for press
who since the 70s have shamelessy wanted to peer in on his personal life.
So if their "love" included respect, their conscience would revolt - of
course they'd first need a conscience.
Thoughts? Comments? Criticisms? I'm open to read your thoughts!
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